It was a scary, cold, dark, and spooky night when Chester Jerome Neal wanted to go trick-or-treating. He started and then he went up to a house and somebody popped out of the bushes and scared the living *** out of him. Chester punched the kid out of instincts and gave the kid a bloody/broken nose. The kid's parents wanted to sue Chester for everything that he had. Chester made the point that if the kid would not have made me poop my pants, then he wouldn't have a broken nose. C.J. ( as the kids call him) was so made that he then turned into a incredible scary monster and scared the living **** out of that kid and his parents. Then he ran away and never left his house ever again.

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Say you are driving down the interstate and you are in a rush. The last thing you want to happen is get pulled over by the Po-Po. If you had the Po-Po Alert in your car, then you would never get pulled over and you can be on time to where you are going. Overall if you do not want any tickets in your life, you should buy the Po-Po alert.